The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!