- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to jump 3% lower.

Power to turn your liver invisible.

the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

the power to think of powers

The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

the power to think with your mind only

The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

The power to have sex with yourself.

The power to be invisible to bartenders.

the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

The power to make the air stink

~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

The power to be alive, many hours before you die

The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

x-ray vision but only through glass

The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

The power to annoy people everyday.

The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

Pointless Super Powers