The Power of double posting.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The ablity to hate everything.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to be powerless

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!