To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to fit through a vagina

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!