The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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The power to go to hell

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to be socially retarded.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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the power to change channel without the remote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!