The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The power to become a JELLY

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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THe power too spel.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!