ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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the ability to become black.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!