the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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the power to shit brix

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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power to see through glass doors

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The power of walking on land

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!