the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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the power to become pointless

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to talk to money.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability autotune text.

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to run in an endless circle

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!