the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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Being Yianni.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to eat your own face

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Warm vision

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!