The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!