The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to predict the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!