The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power of minding your own business

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!