The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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Turning wine into water.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to see through glass

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!