The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the ability to die without any control

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to read braile.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to say you have no power

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!