The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to slip on anything.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!