The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!