the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to vote

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!