The power to rot food at will.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to not know your super power

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the power to dance in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!