the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!