The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the ability to enjoy school

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to die at will.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!