The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to die at will.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!