power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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the ability to burn in hell

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the abillity to fart at will

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!