The power to speak braille

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!