the power to smell like feet

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to think the world is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!