The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to STFU!

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the power of being republican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!