The power of being aquaman.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the power to attract bullets.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to write on this website

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!