The ability to do nothing

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to lick your own tongue

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!