the power to never get spam

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to potato.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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meh.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!