The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to piss people off.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!