the ability to bend your leg.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Farting at will

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to not have superpowers

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power to have no power at all

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!