The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to be blind

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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the power to die....

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!