The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!