The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to not be funny

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to have no powers

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!