The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!