the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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meh.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to never get spam

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!