I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!