The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to fart at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!