The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to sit anywhere

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to burp a fart

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The ability to be a rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!