The ability to handle the truth.

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the ability to hover

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to cry lava.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The ability to piss flames.

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!