The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to glow in the light

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to have a small penis

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The Power to die at will

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!