The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to die at will

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the power die if you think.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!