The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!