The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to die at will

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the power die if you think.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to never finish your sente

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!