The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to sleep

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!