The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to glow in the light

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make elton john gay

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!