The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!