The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!