The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to fart in colour

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!