i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to snore.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to shower naked.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!